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joshpeck:

hello friends i am back from hell i mean vacation with my family

joshpeck:

hello friends i am back from hell i mean vacation with my family

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— 4 hours ago with 3697 notes

dopest-ethiopian:

blasianxbri:

classypussypoppinn:

fiialqamarr:

midnight-sun-rising:

aintnobodybusiness:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Where is this from?

What the hell lol

Bruh

Brahhh she fucks with HOV tho

WHat

Where is this from?? Lmao

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— 4 hours ago with 47296 notes

justaddfiction:

So basically all these separate posts are kind of combining into my head into this one epic fantasy series with mermaids and knights and dragons and pirates

where all the relevant characters are lesbians.

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— 4 hours ago with 153414 notes
time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

(Source: suzziepsyche, via lonely--lover)

— 4 hours ago with 176638 notes

dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

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— 4 hours ago with 168024 notes

havemanymonkeys:

Good to know for planning reasons, continued and updated.

Neilsen has handily revamped their lists.

(Source: nielsentopten.com, via joshpeck)

— 4 hours ago with 105052 notes
"People generally see what they look for, and hear what they listen for."
Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (via quotes-shape-us)

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— 4 hours ago with 5178 notes

lamelohan:

*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance* 

image

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— 4 hours ago with 24499 notes

nosdrinker:

he looks like real life sid from toy story

(Source: idkgifss, via thr33van)

— 4 hours ago with 492447 notes

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

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— 7 hours ago with 168078 notes

noboundries93:

Amazing makeup, absolutely incredible! Done by Tal Peleg.

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— 14 hours ago with 792 notes

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

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— 17 hours ago with 423956 notes
imprintation:

gsfsoul:



Albert Einstein in Fuzzy Slippers

how can you just scroll past this you can’t

i tried to but as you can see i couldnt

cannot ignore this post ok

imprintation:

gsfsoul:

Albert Einstein in Fuzzy Slippers

how can you just scroll past this you can’t

i tried to but as you can see i couldnt

cannot ignore this post ok

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— 17 hours ago with 625219 notes

lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

image

are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

(via yelled)

— 17 hours ago with 176363 notes

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

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— 17 hours ago with 238286 notes