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Ask me anything   My blog is a mess, pretty much like my life.

nottonight-imonfire:

collide-with-my-heart:

tylerchokely:

IS THIS A JOKE

It’s like an infomercial

It’s like an infomercial

nottonight-imonfire:

collide-with-my-heart:

tylerchokely:

IS THIS A JOKE

It’s like an infomercial

It’s like an infomercial

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— 2 hours ago with 682737 notes

seansoo:

seansoo:

having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background

disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks

(via gaypornstar)

— 5 hours ago with 1453 notes
me:im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me:gets in bed
me:how was earth created
me:who made microwaves
me:how does the internet even work
me:i'm hungry
me:feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me:remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me:too tired to sleep
— 9 hours ago with 228129 notes

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

— 14 hours ago with 213487 notes

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

(Source: metamorphosis-of-a-soul, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

— 14 hours ago with 60966 notes

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via joshpeck)

— 14 hours ago with 257600 notes

her-beautiful-nightmare:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

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thank you once again

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AH WHEN WILL THEY END

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EVEN MORE OMFG

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I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol

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It’s like you didn’t even try

Flaps before chaps 

— 15 hours ago with 240879 notes

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy, via norafayvega)

— 15 hours ago with 288736 notes