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literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via phukers)

— 4 hours ago with 315330 notes

phukers:

In all honesty I’m only like 75% homo. I mean have you seen girls? They’re just as hot as dudes

— 8 hours ago with 93 notes

at the resturant with bae

waitress:*fills his glass with ice water*
me:*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me:you want my man or something?
her:wh-wat?
me:i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me:I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me:everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him:aye calm down
me:nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
— 1 day ago with 24684 notes
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via d-a-n-i-e)

— 1 day ago with 323928 notes
Emperor’s New College

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Music Majors:

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Engineering Majors:

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Mathematics Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Linguistics Majors:

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History Majors:

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Religious Studies Majors:

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Law Students:

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Chemistry Majors:

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Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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Anthropology Majors:

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Sociology Majors:

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Economics Majors:

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(via hi)

— 1 day ago with 102155 notes
death-by-lulz:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

death-by-lulz:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(via z0mbiekitten)

— 1 day ago with 135225 notes

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

(via hi)

— 1 day ago with 195525 notes

becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

(Source: nevver, via hi)

— 1 day ago with 258636 notes

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

(via barackobarn)

— 1 day ago with 683132 notes

chocolateheartsxo:

partism:

Do you ever feel alone even though you are out with your friends? Like they ignore you in their conversations and you don’t know why. Even when you try to put yourself out there in the conversation they ignore your response. Because I feel like that all the time.

All the time. Finally. Someone gets it.

(via exploringpenguin)

— 1 day ago with 11899 notes

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

(via z0mbiekitten)

— 1 day ago with 63069 notes